Bumper Stickers

I do not hold the opinion of all of the ideas that these bumper stickers insinuate, they are just hear for chuckles.

Caution: I drive like you do!

Strangers have the best candy

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...

I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"

Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes

Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!

If you're rich, I’m single!

IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREEN

YOUR TURN SIGNAL IS STILL ON

IT'S IMPOLITE TO STARE