Just for laughing

Listed below are quotes I found. Some are sayings that you will find on things like bumper stickers, and then some are things that you may hear said to you or that you want to say to others. I do not endorse any of these sayings or the ideas that they may imply, they are simply for humor, so read on:

*Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

*"No BLOOD no foul."

*A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

*OK, so what's the speed of dark?

*Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

*I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

*What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

*My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

*The problem with the Gene pool is there aren't any lifeguards (hillbillies)

*If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough

*Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

*Honk If Anything Falls Off.

*Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

*You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

*Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

*Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.

*Ax Me About Ebonics.

*Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

*How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

*im sugar and spice and everything nice if u wanna mess with me u better think twice

*You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

*"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."

*For you are crunchy And taste good with ketchup