Ok you guys, here ya go...
Here are some infamous pickup lines. Some are funny, some are sad, and some are repulsive.
Enjoy!
*Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
*Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
*Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
*Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
*Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
*Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
*I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
*I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
*Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
*When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head onthe floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
*Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
*Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
*Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
*Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business..
*Be unique and different, say yes.
*Before you run, I am not a freak.
*Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious..
*Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm andflex) To the gun show!.
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*Do you wash your clothes in Windex? (Why?) Cause I definitely see myself in your pants!
*That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
*Why don't we grab a six pack and make out? (Slap!) What's wrong...you don't drink?
Wow, those sound like BC days pickup lines!
Ok, this one is added by popular demand. I didnt put it on here before because I wasnt sure how people would respond, but I have been reassured that it is worthy.
"Girl, If you were a bogger, I would pick you first"
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See...
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