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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Joke for the day

Ok, this is pretty lame, but I laughed outloud, so maybe you will too....


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: "Hello"
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes"
Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "$65,000."
Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
Woman: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
Man: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

2 Comments:

At 7/29/2006 2:20 PM, Blogger C. A. McKinney said...

Sounds like something I would do.

 
At 7/29/2006 10:45 PM, Blogger Ang said...

Okay, that was funny. Can you imagine the real husband when he got home, priceless. By the way, it's been great hanging out with you, see you this week.

 

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